Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes!
Bill: Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
Fred: Why? Do I look like one?
Q: What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?
A: Mack-u-la
Q: What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?
A: He ate himself!
Q: What goes ZZUB.. ZZUB... ZZub
A: A Bee flying backward.
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm god!
Doctor: When did this start?
Patient: When I first created the sun, the the earth...
A: A Bee flying backward.
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm god!
Doctor: When did this start?
Patient: When I first created the sun, the the earth...
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