A little boy asked: 'Dad, how did I get here?'

His Dad, thinking quickly, said, 'I put this seed in the garden –and that's how it happened. You just grew.'

So the boy went out, bought a packet of seeds, and sprinkled them all around the garden.

Next day, he went out, lifted up a big stone and saw a little frog.

He said, 'Well, you might be ugly, but I still love you ... 'cos I'm your Dad.'